Quick Observation

Astor in the new season of Dexter is fucking hot.
PS: She is 12.

I love Man UTD

Fucking amazing 7-1 score line against Blackburn, Rooney is almost back to full form, and Berbatov is back as well and now Man UTD is top of the table, FUCK YEAH! Now fucking check out all these goals, And an interview with Berbatov post game.

Crazy Kung Fu Biker

HAHA FUCK YOU CHELSEA PART III

Wow, This is fucking amazing, Chelsea losing all of their best players to injuries and their defense has gone to shit. Hopefully they can keep up this terrible play and stay on a losing streak. If they didnt finish in the top 5 of the table it would make my fucking year. Have fun watching Chelseas defense not do shit and just let Birmingham make easy runs into the box.

Quick Story Time

So when i was a kid around 9 or 10 years old i had this friend who i used to hang out with, we would play NES or some shit like everyday after school it was pretty awesome, Until this fateful day. So after school i headed over to my friends house we will call him Steve, Well me and Steve we just playing some video games and he looks over at me dead serious and says "If i tell you a secret can you promise to keep it", So I'm thinking, Oh shit things are about to get serious, so i put on my serious face and told him that i could totally keep a secret.

So Steve begins to tell me that he likes to collect his poop, and im thinking WTF, where does he keep this shit? Well i found that out in about 4 secs when he pulled his matress off his bead and there was a layer of shit under his bed, I would say it was about 10 pounds of hard old disgusting kid shit just sitting under his matress. By now im fucking freaked out, but i still have my cool face on so i say brb i have to take a fucking shit, But in reality im running home because i have to tell someone out this shit hoarding crazy kid. So go and ask my mom if its normal to shit in your hand and shove it under your mattress and she promptly freaks out and tells Steve's mom about his shit collection and that pretty much instantly ended our friendship, but who cares i dont want to hand out with some shit hoarder anyway.

Carrot Cumshot

HAHA FUCK YOU AGAIN CHELSEA

I love any team that beats the shit out of Chelsea now. Sunderland is amazing, I hope Chelsea just loses all hope and stops trying. If only Manchester United could of won their game this weekend, Oh well here are some highlights of Chelsea getting stomped 0 - 3.

Fucking Awesome!

This picture pretty much sums up how awesome my day was. First i eat an amazing pizza at lunch, Then i get off work early, Then i fucking play Black Ops all fucking day. Fuck it was amazing time to go to sleep.

To Busy

Playing Black Ops...

HAHA FUCK CHELSEA

I fucking love Liverpool for beating Chelsea 2-0, fucking faggot ass Drogba can suck a giant bird dick. Here are some awesome highlights of Torres making a comeback.



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Nong | Myspace Video


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Nong | Myspace Video

Sick Dance Moves

PC Fixed

So my PC is fixed now but im still addicted to Fallout, I just cannot stop playing it. I wish every game held my attention like this one does. If you still haven't played Fallout: New Vegas i highly recommend you do, I have done nothing but sit on my couch and play for the past week. The only thing that can get me to move is fucking going to work and taking a shit. I still forget to eat once in awhile to i think ive lost some weight.

/cry

PC broke over the weekend and now im sad, atleast i have Fallout: New Vegas to play until i can get a new PC. Also my posts will not be as frequent since i hate using this old peice of shit laptop with a broken keyboard.