The Autum Offering

Just thought id share some of the music ive been listening to recently, This stuff isn't as heavy as what i usually listen to but i really like it.

Time Lapse Blizzard

December 2010 Blizzard Timelapse from Michael Black on Vimeo.

Glad im not in New Jersey anymore.

WTF Black People

Someone needs to tell this retarded bitch to stop eating toilet paper and get a fucking job because she is wasting her food stamps on fucking toilet paper as a goddamn snack for the movie theater.

Shogun Total War 2

Ive been waiting along time for this.

Mass Effect 3

Video Games | Mass Effect 3 | VGA 10: Exclusive Debut Trailer HD

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Only thing i can say is holy fuck, cant wait to play this.

[Realm First! Level 85!]

Ugh! After 13 hours of non stop grinding i am the realm first 85. Followed by that was an amazing 13 hours of sleep. Time to go get some pizza. Also here is my WoW armory if you want to check my sick green leveling gear.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/auchindoun/mosdefknight/advanced

Fuck The Snow

That is all.

Quick Observation

Astor in the new season of Dexter is fucking hot.
PS: She is 12.

I love Man UTD

Fucking amazing 7-1 score line against Blackburn, Rooney is almost back to full form, and Berbatov is back as well and now Man UTD is top of the table, FUCK YEAH! Now fucking check out all these goals, And an interview with Berbatov post game.

Crazy Kung Fu Biker

HAHA FUCK YOU CHELSEA PART III

Wow, This is fucking amazing, Chelsea losing all of their best players to injuries and their defense has gone to shit. Hopefully they can keep up this terrible play and stay on a losing streak. If they didnt finish in the top 5 of the table it would make my fucking year. Have fun watching Chelseas defense not do shit and just let Birmingham make easy runs into the box.

Quick Story Time

So when i was a kid around 9 or 10 years old i had this friend who i used to hang out with, we would play NES or some shit like everyday after school it was pretty awesome, Until this fateful day. So after school i headed over to my friends house we will call him Steve, Well me and Steve we just playing some video games and he looks over at me dead serious and says "If i tell you a secret can you promise to keep it", So I'm thinking, Oh shit things are about to get serious, so i put on my serious face and told him that i could totally keep a secret.

So Steve begins to tell me that he likes to collect his poop, and im thinking WTF, where does he keep this shit? Well i found that out in about 4 secs when he pulled his matress off his bead and there was a layer of shit under his bed, I would say it was about 10 pounds of hard old disgusting kid shit just sitting under his matress. By now im fucking freaked out, but i still have my cool face on so i say brb i have to take a fucking shit, But in reality im running home because i have to tell someone out this shit hoarding crazy kid. So go and ask my mom if its normal to shit in your hand and shove it under your mattress and she promptly freaks out and tells Steve's mom about his shit collection and that pretty much instantly ended our friendship, but who cares i dont want to hand out with some shit hoarder anyway.

Carrot Cumshot

HAHA FUCK YOU AGAIN CHELSEA

I love any team that beats the shit out of Chelsea now. Sunderland is amazing, I hope Chelsea just loses all hope and stops trying. If only Manchester United could of won their game this weekend, Oh well here are some highlights of Chelsea getting stomped 0 - 3.

Fucking Awesome!

This picture pretty much sums up how awesome my day was. First i eat an amazing pizza at lunch, Then i get off work early, Then i fucking play Black Ops all fucking day. Fuck it was amazing time to go to sleep.

To Busy

Playing Black Ops...

HAHA FUCK CHELSEA

I fucking love Liverpool for beating Chelsea 2-0, fucking faggot ass Drogba can suck a giant bird dick. Here are some awesome highlights of Torres making a comeback.



ลิเวอร์พูล ๑-๐ เชลซี (matchhighlight.com)

Nong | Myspace Video


ลิเวอร์พูล ๒-๐ เชลซี (matchhighlight.com)

Nong | Myspace Video

Sick Dance Moves

PC Fixed

So my PC is fixed now but im still addicted to Fallout, I just cannot stop playing it. I wish every game held my attention like this one does. If you still haven't played Fallout: New Vegas i highly recommend you do, I have done nothing but sit on my couch and play for the past week. The only thing that can get me to move is fucking going to work and taking a shit. I still forget to eat once in awhile to i think ive lost some weight.

/cry

PC broke over the weekend and now im sad, atleast i have Fallout: New Vegas to play until i can get a new PC. Also my posts will not be as frequent since i hate using this old peice of shit laptop with a broken keyboard.

Fable 3

So i just beat Fable 3 and i love 99% of it, but i fucking raged so hard at the end i tried to be good the whole way through, i had about 7 million gold saved and then i accidentally started the final quest and everyone died, because i didnt deposit it into the fucking treasury, Now im going to replay again as evil and it will be so much fucking easier. But first now its time for some New Vegas. Also the CO-OP is amazing.

Good Game Overload

So many good games to play, not enough time to play them all. Fuck i wish i didn't have a job.

Fable 3

I cant say to much about this amazing game because im playing it to much, bye.

Double Wallpaper!

Animals As Leaders

Just thought id share what ive been listening to recently, Just found out about this band not to long ago and i fucking love them now. One of the better instrumental bands out there.

Im Sad

I am ashamed of my self, I started playing wow again. This new patch sucked me back in and my warlock is pretty fun, 35k conflagrate crits are pretty fun. But im still sad that im playing again, i thought 6 years was enough, i guess not.

The Walking Dead

I just watched episode one of this show and it was amazing, cant wait for the season to officially start on the 31st.

Awesome Park Guide

My Taco Bell Adventure

Disclaimer: I am going to use the word nigger in this post, and in my mind there is a huge differnce between a nigger and black person, So just keep that in mind.

So i was at taco bell about 20 minutes ago getting some delicious cheesy gordita fucking crunches and after i got my food i pulled up to the trashcan that's like 20 feet past the window where i got my nutrients, I stop at the trashcan lean over to the passenger side to grab some old Wendy's bags to throw them away, and when i come back up there is a fucking nigger standing outside my door saying "gif me yo monies foo". So at this point im just thinking what the fuck. Also a note i could barely hear this nigger over my awesome fucking death metal, which im pretty sure had to scare this fucking nigger some what because this shit is fucking intense ill post a link to the song later in the post because im just rambling now, back to the story. So this nigger is out side the door and spouting his nigger speak and he leans in to try and grab something in my car and i just think aw hell naw nigga so i punch that fucker in the face and drive the fuck away like a bad ass.

PS: Pic Related

Here is that sweet fucking music that had me pumped to punch people in the face.

Breaking News

Watching people trip on acid while they are at work is hilarious.

This is from a friend, so this is not me since i was smart and decided to stop going to college, he is retarded and keeps paying money to go learn about how to open someones face and take out their tongue and transplant it into their anus for a new ass muscle or something. Now enjoy the ramblings of a random faggot that i know.

So today in bio class, we were learning different things that contribute to aging and the human lifespan. So as this guy is teaching (saying as we have evolved the life expectancy rate has gone up and so on), this girl actually goes up to the teacher and said "what about Moses or Abraham, they lived for over 600 years." I sat there thinking to myself, is this girl really that fucking stupid to quote biblical terms in a biology class and is trying to prove points against science? I feel my insides start to heat up as my rage begins to climb. I basically went up to her and laughed so hard in her face and said, are you fucking serious you moron? are you seriously quoting fairy tale stories from the bible? Half of the stories are extremely exaggerated to prove a certain point or teaching, not to be taken in complete context.

On top of that she cheats on every test, gets wasted every weekend, and still has time to go to church. i swear to fucking god stupid ass Christians are the biggest hypocritical dumb asses on the planet. She judges more than anyone I know, and at the same time preaching on how people should turn to god. el oh fucking el

Parkway Drive - Deep Blue

This is Parkway Drives newest album and this band just keeps getting better. If you havent listened to the entire album i highly suggest you do it.

GG Women

An interesting thing I learned today.  Our chromosomes are made up of DNA tightly packed by an array of different packing and organization mechanisms.  DNA is wrapped around histone proteins so tightly that it can be highly condensed in the nucleus (each cell nucleus in our body (which is about 10 micrometers wide) contained 23 sets of chromosomes in mammals, and if stretched out it can span to about 2 meters).  Some parts are highly condensed in certain areas of the chromosome and cannot be read due to it not being accessible.

Interesting enough the x chromosome is very highly compacted with these hetero-chromosomes, and women have two of them so with that being said, women are retarded, until early in the embryonic development where one x chromosome is inactivated through their whole lifespan.  Thus concluding that women are more insignificant than men, GG Women. So after all of that i guess i have a thing for retards, time to go hang out at some tard hot spots.

Dead Rising 2

I fucking love this game, Everything about this game is amazing except for some bad loading screens but other than that it is amazing and if you liked the first Dead Rising you will love this one. Some of the best improvements on the first game are the combo weapons and the survivors that don't have fucking down syndrome. Also the psychopaths are so much fucker harder which i enjoy, since just rolling over bosses make me shit my self in anger and boredom.

"I know my way around a zombie or two." I'm still not sure if that's better than "Ive covered wars you know".

So Hardcore

So i was at work today and my manager says to me "Your hair is to long, you have to tie it back for safety reasons". So i say tieing down this long flowing hair would be a crime against nature, so i grab some fucking scissors and go into the bathroom and set my hair free forever.

RIP Hair.

Overtime Sucks

Title says it all. Also i didn't get fired, apparently my manager thought i was joking around, so i said fuck it and went with it.

Starcraft II Survial Horror

This looks pretty badass.

Pubes

So am i the only one with multicolored pubes that isn't a senior citizen? I have some pubes that are blonde and some that are brown. I think my pubes are confused because when i was a kid i had blonde hair then when i was around 13 it turned brown, and that shit just confused the fuck out of my pubes forever.

Public Shitting

So am i the only one that waits until the restroom is empty before i being the sacred ceremony of taking a shit? Because whenever I'm at work and i go into the bathroom ill sit down on the handicapped toilet(Its more comfortable) and ill wait until everyone leaves then ill just power bomb that shit out in one solid blast. One time i did this when i thought the restroom was empty, and it wasn't and, the guy in there said "God damn!" when i let lose the power of my sphincter. I'm pretty sure he was in awe of my shear power.

Retards

Some fucking idiot almost side swiped me today when i was going to game stop get some mother fucking Dead Rising 2, Luckily for me i have the reactions of a fucking pro ass fighter pilot or something because as this dumb ass in his big ass fucking purple truck decides to not signal, or look as he just swerves in my lane i stay calm and pull off a move straight out of Starfox 64, i felt like slippy was cheering me on after i got out of the way of that giant glorious faggot and his purple truck. Any way at the next stop light i pull up next to him with my sweet ass death metal blasting and my long glorious hair flowing in the wind like fucking Fabio, I say "nice truck faggot", and drive away into the sunset.

I Got Fired

So i got fired from my job today, And i dont give a fuck. I was standing around talking with someone not working as usual, when my manager walks over and asks if we are staying on task, I reply with yea we are on task not working because we don't give a fuck faggot and at that moment i knew i was fired and walked out the door. That job sucked dick anyways time to find a new one that sucks even more.

Why

Are all of the people i know bad at HoN, retards walking infront of hooks, feeding, and just being all around bad.

Sick Rap Video

WTF RAGE

I need to stop raging so hard, i just broke my fucking keyboard tray off my desk because i slammed my fists down so hard because of bads on my team. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Best Feeling Ever

Taking a shit at work, and getting paid to do it. I took a 20 min shit today at work and i fucking clogged the toilet too, that shit felt so good.

Devourer

Just raped with devo on HoN, made the other team 15min concede, pro hooks for the win.
Here is the replay if you have HoN and you want to watch it.
http://replays.heroesofnewerth.com/match_replay.php?mid=15192067

PS: He is OP as fuck, Also that is a sub account i use to play with my bad friends.

Bolton Vs Man U

Fuck, Rooney is still playing like shit and Berbatov is back to being a lazy asshole. At least Man U managed to get a point out of this fucking match. Good thing Man City beat Chelsea today, don't want those fuckers getting anymore points this early in the season.

Between The Buried And Me

Just thought id share one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite bands ever, This is a long song, so it needs two parts but i promise its worth it.

Bioshock Infinite

I loved the other 2 Bio Shocks and this one looks just as good or even better.

Due Date

New trailer for the movie Due Date and i think it looks pretty fucking funny, always love Zach Galifinakis.

Carnifex

I just listened to the new Carnifex album and its pretty good, if you like death core you should check it out.

Manchester United Vs Liverpool

I just watched this game and all i have to say is BERBASTYLE! If you want to watch a recap of the match check it out Here

Boardwalk Empire

I just watched the first episode and i have to say it was really good, i will definitely be watching the rest of the season. If you missed it tonight you should really check it out before next weeks episode.

RAGE

I just fucking raged so hard playing HoN, that my neighbors called the cops because they thought i was killing someone because i was screaming and bashing my desk so much. It must of sounded like donkey kong was raping a donkey over here because the cops were fucking pounding on my door to get in.

Amazing

Today was a great day at work, i literally accomplished nothing and it was amazing. Cant wait until i go back monday and do the samething.

PS: Im no longer sick, i kicked that mother fucker in the face and told him to leave.

Ugh

To lazy and sick to make a real post so heres some fucking amazing metal.

Fuck Being Sick

Shit sucks, i wish i could take whatever the fuck it is that i have and punch it right in its fucking testicles.

I Dont Know

So i was on break tonight at work and i was sitting in my car listening to music and i looked across the parking lot at the car in front of me and i saw two guys making out, And i couldn't look away all i could do is watch. It was like i was watching a documentary about some unknown species and i could hear Morgan Freeman narrating, It was kind of awesome, but gay at the same time. And on that note have a wallpaper.

Walmart

So i went to walmart today for the first time in about two years, and wtf i would have to say 90% of the people are complete fucking idiots, rednecks, and just plain assholes. Is Walmart the fucking headquarters for social freaks and outsiders i mean jesus christ just take a look at some of the pictures of people on the website People Of Walmart its crazy. I dont remember it being this bad in NJ i guess KY has terrible walmarts.

WTF

Holy Fuck

I just spent the last 4 hours staring at my monitor zoning out listening to music, wtf is wrong with me.

Pizza

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Random Wallpaper

Buckethead

Been listening to tons of death metal recently and i deceied to just get some chill music to listen to so i thought id share some of it with everyone.

BF: Bad Company 2

So i bought BF: Bad Company 2 today and have been playing non stop for about 6 hours and loving it. I just wish they would have kept the player commanders and prone from the old BF2. Here's a wallpaper since i dont have much else to say.

Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus

So i just watched the imaginarium of doctor parnassus and i have to say it was kinda meh, but the girl is fucking hot and i will definitely fap to that shit later.

Get KS'ed All Day