Thursday, October 14, 2010

This is from a friend, so this is not me since i was smart and decided to stop going to college, he is retarded and keeps paying money to go learn about how to open someones face and take out their tongue and transplant it into their anus for a new ass muscle or something. Now enjoy the ramblings of a random faggot that i know.

So today in bio class, we were learning different things that contribute to aging and the human lifespan. So as this guy is teaching (saying as we have evolved the life expectancy rate has gone up and so on), this girl actually goes up to the teacher and said "what about Moses or Abraham, they lived for over 600 years." I sat there thinking to myself, is this girl really that fucking stupid to quote biblical terms in a biology class and is trying to prove points against science? I feel my insides start to heat up as my rage begins to climb. I basically went up to her and laughed so hard in her face and said, are you fucking serious you moron? are you seriously quoting fairy tale stories from the bible? Half of the stories are extremely exaggerated to prove a certain point or teaching, not to be taken in complete context.

On top of that she cheats on every test, gets wasted every weekend, and still has time to go to church. i swear to fucking god stupid ass Christians are the biggest hypocritical dumb asses on the planet. She judges more than anyone I know, and at the same time preaching on how people should turn to god. el oh fucking el

15 comments:

  1. "Half of the stories are extremely exaggerated to prove a certain point or teaching, not to be taken in complete context. "

    Loved that true, you didnt outright denied everything but you made her feel retarded at the same time.

    We use to ask questions like tis too but only for fun and throw off the teachers as they couldnt express their belifs and what not too openly.

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  2. Nice. The world is also only 6000 years old.

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  3. LOL your friend is freakin hilarious. Loving you blog!

    come check mine out when you have the chance!

    supporting!! :)

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  4. so true your pic about religion =D

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  5. Yes and dino bones are in the ground, put there by God, to test your faith. Stupid religious folk.

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  6. each unto his own, no one can predict the future

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  7. Daaaaaaaaaaang Nick. That is all.

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