Fable 3

So i just beat Fable 3 and i love 99% of it, but i fucking raged so hard at the end i tried to be good the whole way through, i had about 7 million gold saved and then i accidentally started the final quest and everyone died, because i didnt deposit it into the fucking treasury, Now im going to replay again as evil and it will be so much fucking easier. But first now its time for some New Vegas. Also the CO-OP is amazing.

Good Game Overload

So many good games to play, not enough time to play them all. Fuck i wish i didn't have a job.

Fable 3

I cant say to much about this amazing game because im playing it to much, bye.

Double Wallpaper!

Animals As Leaders

Just thought id share what ive been listening to recently, Just found out about this band not to long ago and i fucking love them now. One of the better instrumental bands out there.

Im Sad

I am ashamed of my self, I started playing wow again. This new patch sucked me back in and my warlock is pretty fun, 35k conflagrate crits are pretty fun. But im still sad that im playing again, i thought 6 years was enough, i guess not.

The Walking Dead

I just watched episode one of this show and it was amazing, cant wait for the season to officially start on the 31st.

Awesome Park Guide

My Taco Bell Adventure

Disclaimer: I am going to use the word nigger in this post, and in my mind there is a huge differnce between a nigger and black person, So just keep that in mind.

So i was at taco bell about 20 minutes ago getting some delicious cheesy gordita fucking crunches and after i got my food i pulled up to the trashcan that's like 20 feet past the window where i got my nutrients, I stop at the trashcan lean over to the passenger side to grab some old Wendy's bags to throw them away, and when i come back up there is a fucking nigger standing outside my door saying "gif me yo monies foo". So at this point im just thinking what the fuck. Also a note i could barely hear this nigger over my awesome fucking death metal, which im pretty sure had to scare this fucking nigger some what because this shit is fucking intense ill post a link to the song later in the post because im just rambling now, back to the story. So this nigger is out side the door and spouting his nigger speak and he leans in to try and grab something in my car and i just think aw hell naw nigga so i punch that fucker in the face and drive the fuck away like a bad ass.

PS: Pic Related

Here is that sweet fucking music that had me pumped to punch people in the face.

Breaking News

Watching people trip on acid while they are at work is hilarious.

This is from a friend, so this is not me since i was smart and decided to stop going to college, he is retarded and keeps paying money to go learn about how to open someones face and take out their tongue and transplant it into their anus for a new ass muscle or something. Now enjoy the ramblings of a random faggot that i know.

So today in bio class, we were learning different things that contribute to aging and the human lifespan. So as this guy is teaching (saying as we have evolved the life expectancy rate has gone up and so on), this girl actually goes up to the teacher and said "what about Moses or Abraham, they lived for over 600 years." I sat there thinking to myself, is this girl really that fucking stupid to quote biblical terms in a biology class and is trying to prove points against science? I feel my insides start to heat up as my rage begins to climb. I basically went up to her and laughed so hard in her face and said, are you fucking serious you moron? are you seriously quoting fairy tale stories from the bible? Half of the stories are extremely exaggerated to prove a certain point or teaching, not to be taken in complete context.

On top of that she cheats on every test, gets wasted every weekend, and still has time to go to church. i swear to fucking god stupid ass Christians are the biggest hypocritical dumb asses on the planet. She judges more than anyone I know, and at the same time preaching on how people should turn to god. el oh fucking el

Parkway Drive - Deep Blue

This is Parkway Drives newest album and this band just keeps getting better. If you havent listened to the entire album i highly suggest you do it.

GG Women

An interesting thing I learned today.  Our chromosomes are made up of DNA tightly packed by an array of different packing and organization mechanisms.  DNA is wrapped around histone proteins so tightly that it can be highly condensed in the nucleus (each cell nucleus in our body (which is about 10 micrometers wide) contained 23 sets of chromosomes in mammals, and if stretched out it can span to about 2 meters).  Some parts are highly condensed in certain areas of the chromosome and cannot be read due to it not being accessible.

Interesting enough the x chromosome is very highly compacted with these hetero-chromosomes, and women have two of them so with that being said, women are retarded, until early in the embryonic development where one x chromosome is inactivated through their whole lifespan.  Thus concluding that women are more insignificant than men, GG Women. So after all of that i guess i have a thing for retards, time to go hang out at some tard hot spots.

Dead Rising 2

I fucking love this game, Everything about this game is amazing except for some bad loading screens but other than that it is amazing and if you liked the first Dead Rising you will love this one. Some of the best improvements on the first game are the combo weapons and the survivors that don't have fucking down syndrome. Also the psychopaths are so much fucker harder which i enjoy, since just rolling over bosses make me shit my self in anger and boredom.

"I know my way around a zombie or two." I'm still not sure if that's better than "Ive covered wars you know".

So Hardcore

So i was at work today and my manager says to me "Your hair is to long, you have to tie it back for safety reasons". So i say tieing down this long flowing hair would be a crime against nature, so i grab some fucking scissors and go into the bathroom and set my hair free forever.

RIP Hair.

Overtime Sucks

Title says it all. Also i didn't get fired, apparently my manager thought i was joking around, so i said fuck it and went with it.

Starcraft II Survial Horror

This looks pretty badass.

Pubes

So am i the only one with multicolored pubes that isn't a senior citizen? I have some pubes that are blonde and some that are brown. I think my pubes are confused because when i was a kid i had blonde hair then when i was around 13 it turned brown, and that shit just confused the fuck out of my pubes forever.

Public Shitting

So am i the only one that waits until the restroom is empty before i being the sacred ceremony of taking a shit? Because whenever I'm at work and i go into the bathroom ill sit down on the handicapped toilet(Its more comfortable) and ill wait until everyone leaves then ill just power bomb that shit out in one solid blast. One time i did this when i thought the restroom was empty, and it wasn't and, the guy in there said "God damn!" when i let lose the power of my sphincter. I'm pretty sure he was in awe of my shear power.

Retards

Some fucking idiot almost side swiped me today when i was going to game stop get some mother fucking Dead Rising 2, Luckily for me i have the reactions of a fucking pro ass fighter pilot or something because as this dumb ass in his big ass fucking purple truck decides to not signal, or look as he just swerves in my lane i stay calm and pull off a move straight out of Starfox 64, i felt like slippy was cheering me on after i got out of the way of that giant glorious faggot and his purple truck. Any way at the next stop light i pull up next to him with my sweet ass death metal blasting and my long glorious hair flowing in the wind like fucking Fabio, I say "nice truck faggot", and drive away into the sunset.

I Got Fired

So i got fired from my job today, And i dont give a fuck. I was standing around talking with someone not working as usual, when my manager walks over and asks if we are staying on task, I reply with yea we are on task not working because we don't give a fuck faggot and at that moment i knew i was fired and walked out the door. That job sucked dick anyways time to find a new one that sucks even more.

Why

Are all of the people i know bad at HoN, retards walking infront of hooks, feeding, and just being all around bad.