Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Public Shitting

So am i the only one that waits until the restroom is empty before i being the sacred ceremony of taking a shit? Because whenever I'm at work and i go into the bathroom ill sit down on the handicapped toilet(Its more comfortable) and ill wait until everyone leaves then ill just power bomb that shit out in one solid blast. One time i did this when i thought the restroom was empty, and it wasn't and, the guy in there said "God damn!" when i let lose the power of my sphincter. I'm pretty sure he was in awe of my shear power.

13 comments:

  1. Been that way ever since I remember. Also, I also check the restrooms before letting it out.

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  2. God damn you don't have to blog everything you know :P

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  3. Everyone needs to know the perils i deal with on a day to day basis.

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  4. LMAO i keep it til i get home or i go to really clean restrooms

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  5. yeah, I hate it... it's called a restroom god damnit not "I look at yours, while you look at mine"

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  6. i use to care, now i let what happens happen

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  7. id rather shit in a box than in a public bathroom

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